Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3325. | ramonito (ramonice) | 65.59 | 100% | 2019-11-08 |
3326. | ARLU (frank87) | 65.58 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
3327. | sybell john sajan (sybell) | 65.57 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
3328. | SauceyRed (redangel09) | 65.55 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
3329. | Alan (bl4n) | 65.53 | 96% | 2021-08-14 |
3330. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 65.52 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
3331. | Aidan (aidan4212007) | 65.52 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
3332. | Andrew (ugllllylyy) | 65.48 | 97% | 2018-08-25 |
3333. | Daniel (justalegitgamer) | 65.46 | 95% | 2018-11-04 |
3334. | (shaun022) | 65.45 | 95% | 2020-02-13 |
3335. | xXBeyBladeMasterXx (xxbeybl... | 65.45 | 96% | 2019-05-30 |
3336. | Mysteryes (mysteryes) | 65.44 | 96% | 2018-01-19 |
3337. | Jorryn (vicmg) | 65.44 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
3338. | Aaron (mountrr) | 65.43 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
3339. | You (checkicus) | 65.39 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
3340. | Ian (imatson9119) | 65.39 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
3341. | Nenad (sima_car) | 65.36 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
3342. | Zandro (zandrocraft) | 65.36 | 94% | 2019-10-11 |
3343. | nyehhh (riskirw) | 65.33 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
3344. | dou (beahdou) | 65.32 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
3345. | Tony (itsonlytony) | 65.32 | 95% | 2021-08-06 |
3346. | Larkin (staslarkin) | 65.31 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
3347. | Hassaan (hassaan3095) | 65.28 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
3348. | Jun (pywoespamb) | 65.27 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
3349. | nta1207 (nta0796) | 65.26 | 95% | 2018-12-24 |
3350. | Jordan (stickykees) | 65.26 | 96% | 2019-09-01 |
3351. | zack (zack0w0) | 65.26 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
3352. | Ibrahim (sambel) | 65.24 | 95% | 2017-10-01 |
3353. | sire (jvemp) | 65.24 | 96% | 2018-05-04 |
3354. | Ahsan (ahsanhussain) | 65.22 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |