Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1689. | Stop (stopcheating) | 83.89 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
1690. | Kacper (szogun) | 83.88 | 96% | 2017-11-30 |
1691. | Aaron (aa88ron02) | 83.88 | 96% | 2019-05-02 |
1692. | Jaime (gabe_lumayog99) | 83.87 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
1693. | Timothy (warmpotato) | 83.86 | 97% | 2018-08-17 |
1694. | Max (convie) | 83.86 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
1695. | Ivan (agrus) | 83.84 | 98% | 2017-09-16 |
1696. | Emily (emilybutler122) | 83.84 | 97% | 2018-10-25 |
1697. | Laco (koomp) | 83.84 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
1698. | Joey (jmk1) | 83.83 | 96% | 2019-09-22 |
1699. | TypingIsProfound (improveyo... | 83.81 | 96% | 2019-04-05 |
1700. | Snoo (vxnguyen01) | 83.81 | 99% | 2019-02-01 |
1701. | Wyland (windytempest) | 83.80 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
1702. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 83.79 | 98% | 2017-11-22 |
1703. | Josef (mcblyat) | 83.79 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
1704. | meep (meep1003) | 83.78 | 97% | 2019-10-22 |
1705. | Sunil (chipu) | 83.77 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
1706. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 83.75 | 98% | 2019-11-13 |
1707. | semimak (idimoku) | 83.75 | 97% | 2019-12-16 |
1708. | rachel (rsimonton94) | 83.75 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
1709. | Frank (drummajor) | 83.74 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
1710. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 83.73 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
1711. | Emmett (silaada) | 83.72 | 97% | 2017-11-23 |
1712. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 83.72 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
1713. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 83.71 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
1714. | dean (geedud2) | 83.68 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
1715. | Norbert (norbert515) | 83.66 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
1716. | Mehti (lylehti) | 83.64 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
1717. | Alesandro (alesandroalbert) | 83.63 | 97% | 2019-10-11 |
1718. | Chetan (ch374n) | 83.62 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 6,813 | 80.61 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |