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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.

—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor

Active since January 13, 2017.
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Leaders

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Rank Username WPM Accuracy Date
4076. road to 99.9% (ugandanwarrior) 76.16 96% 2018-01-19
4077. Yosapol Jitrak (eji4h) 76.14 98% 2019-04-04
4078. Victoria (pineapplequeef) 76.13 95% 2018-04-13
4079. Yee Haw (theleftnut) 76.12 95% 2019-03-12
4080. Spork4 (spork4) 76.12 97% 2018-09-03
4081. ~ (imtilda) 76.11 96% 2020-09-04
4082. Kyla Olsen (kyla0) 76.11 94% 2018-03-20
4083. Akagami Shanks (terror33) 76.11 98% 2020-02-11
4084. Austin (goodrichinator) 76.10 96% 2020-08-08
4085. Eicy Mores (moreseicy) 76.09 97% 2021-06-11
4086. Jonas (jonas9) 76.09 95% 2017-02-20
4087. Dominic Baguio (clairvoyant... 76.08 98% 2020-11-02
4088. bob (typemaster512) 76.08 95% 2020-11-11
4089. Eli Smith (dies_irae) 76.08 98% 2021-04-12
4090. Brian (bcopp) 76.08 95% 2021-03-28
4091. John Marszalkowski (marsz2s... 76.08 97% 2018-02-15
4092. Enrique (zero_ortho) 76.07 97% 2018-02-24
4093. Vinicius Kazuo (vknoguti) 76.07 96% 2019-09-01
4094. Singing Griffin (singing_gr... 76.07 95% 2017-03-14
4095. Dustin Brace (dustinbrace) 76.06 98% 2017-11-15
4096. THE KID (nschattner) 76.06 96% 2018-02-05
4097. Michael (qq11875) 76.03 96% 2020-11-22
4098. Sondr s (pngstr) 76.03 97% 2021-06-21
4099. Qwerty (qwertyazerty) 76.02 96% 2021-08-31
4100. Daryl (t3kk3rs) 76.02 96% 2019-12-22
4101. Trent Anderson (opman335) 76.02 95% 2021-07-25
4102. animeluvr6969 (23bmoney23) 76.02 95% 2019-03-29
4103. Can Rahman (cazzed) 76.01 95% 2021-08-07
4104. Nim (nimlasher) 76.00 98% 2018-03-11
4105. Matt Ox (mattox) 75.99 98% 2017-09-06

Universes

Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 17,638 73.97 January 13, 2017
Instant Death Mode 31 94.19 January 24, 2019