All right, uh, what else we got around here, I dunno, take a fire extinguisher... empty it... into a vacuum! that's what we're gonna do. (I'm pretty sure that's a fire hazard.) But that's all right 'cause it's hot in here!
—from Funkhauser, a song by Hard 'n Phirm
Active since January 14, 2024.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | (xanderec) | 163.41 | 99% | 2025-08-12 |
| 2. | (keegant) | 160.94 | 100% | 2024-01-18 |
| 3. | john (nothisisjohn) | 158.48 | 100% | 2024-05-23 |
| 4. | (charlieog) | 143.31 | 98.8% | 2024-07-23 |
| 5. | (clergy) | 142.04 | 99.6% | 2025-02-01 |
| 6. | Syrup (syrupsandwich) | 139.40 | 98.8% | 2024-08-31 |
| 7. | jse (dragoncityjose) | 138.53 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 8. | 🐍🐍🐍 (despot) | 123.58 | 97.2% | 2024-10-14 |
| 9. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 118.63 | 99.6% | 2024-11-09 |
| 10. | -MarkVS- (I talk to the win... | 117.17 | 99.6% | 2024-02-04 |
| 11. | dylan_9802 (dylan_9802) | 117.11 | 97.1% | 2025-02-12 |
| 12. | can it be more laggy (rektl... | 107.68 | 98.7% | 2025-01-08 |
| 13. | (sputype) | 91.41 | 96.2% | 2024-06-22 |
| 14. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 86.49 | 96% | 2025-10-22 |
| 15. | (6kg_rat) | 73.82 | 97.6% | 2025-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28 | 121.64 | January 14, 2024 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 3 | 72.13 | June 7, 2021 |