God, what a smile. What a body. What a kiss! She's a fifteen. No a twenty! She's a damn thousand! And I got her number -- I can't believe it! Well, I didn't exactly get it. She gave it to me. How could she give me her number? She doesn't even know me. I could be an axe murderer. Wait a minute. Something's wrong. The area code! Which area code? What the frig area code is it? LA has got at least a dozen. I know. Simple - I'll just make a dozen calls... 'You jerk'. She gave you a phony number. That's why she was so easy. Too easy! God I love it. She's much worse than I thought. Damn I should have gone after her. What if I never see her again? I know I'll put a note with my number on her windshield. Naw... she won't buy it. A beauty like that gets hit on all the time. Damn if she doesn't call.... I-I'll die!
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since January 1, 1970.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | john (nothisisjohn) | 148.97 | 99% | 2024-04-20 |
| 2. | (keegant) | 139.75 | 98.1% | 2024-01-15 |
| 3. | (charlieog) | 128.26 | 98.5% | 2024-01-19 |
| 4. | (clergy) | 116.50 | 97.8% | 2024-04-02 |
| 5. | i "am bad" so much lmao (mu... | 113.36 | 96.9% | 2024-04-06 |
| 6. | -ⲘᎯᖇⲕ⋎⟆- (mark4... | 108.23 | 99.4% | 2024-01-17 |
| 7. | [BOT] (slowtexts) | 99.37 | 98% | 2024-01-14 |
| 8. | -ˏˋ 🌟 ˎˊ- (rektless) | 82.41 | 97.8% | 2024-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |