You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1580. | B (batyrn) | 80.83 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
1581. | ty (ty1649) | 80.83 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
1582. | John (zlima12) | 80.82 | 96% | 2019-10-16 |
1583. | Thengil (thengil) | 80.81 | 97% | 2019-06-09 |
1584. | agyon (meikaina) | 80.78 | 96% | 2020-07-23 |
1585. | Kittyman10 (kittyman10) | 80.76 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
1586. | ThePokepro95 (thepokepro95) | 80.76 | 97% | 2019-09-17 |
1587. | soldano (soldano) | 80.67 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
1588. | Last (thelastmuffin) | 80.65 | 98% | 2020-07-05 |
1589. | Eric (goodchain) | 80.63 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
1590. | Ocean (oceanlim) | 80.62 | 96% | 2020-07-11 |
1591. | Jacob (rosfather) | 80.61 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
1592. | Santiago (drebexler) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
1593. | Kevin (kjax) | 80.60 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
1594. | samuel (samuelga1) | 80.55 | 96% | 2020-09-30 |
1595. | Kristin (cc_pie75) | 80.55 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
1596. | Lactophenol Cotton Blue (tp... | 80.51 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
1597. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 80.49 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
1598. | Esmer (23455432) | 80.48 | 95% | 2019-11-30 |
1599. | Terence (notterrence) | 80.47 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
1600. | Ethan (conanethan) | 80.44 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
1601. | Ariel (ariking777) | 80.43 | 95% | 2020-01-09 |
1602. | Omicron (omicronrho) | 80.43 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
1603. | Neel (neel19) | 80.39 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
1604. | Enrique (zero9o) | 80.37 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
1605. | Akela (akela123) | 80.34 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
1606. | Bowlglet (bowlglet) | 80.31 | 96% | 2020-05-10 |
1607. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 80.29 | 95% | 2018-04-03 |
1608. | Joshua (washers) | 80.29 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
1609. | Farm (pandamkii) | 80.29 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |