You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1888. | Slim (avietnamesedude) | 75.17 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
1889. | Chopsticks (glasschopsticks) | 75.12 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
1890. | Ryan (ryanhz) | 75.09 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
1891. | Gilbert (epoxi) | 75.05 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
1892. | Ben (01ben10) | 75.01 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
1893. | Rob (aftershock7) | 75.01 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
1894. | Nichole (nboise) | 75.00 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
1895. | JuanimelsPH (juanimels) | 74.96 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
1896. | JuggleBoy (oceanfire4) | 74.95 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
1897. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 74.94 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
1898. | Hieu (txhieu) | 74.90 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
1899. | 楽しい (derpygod) | 74.88 | 96% | 2017-12-26 |
1900. | elnino (elnio2803) | 74.87 | 95% | 2019-06-28 |
1901. | Mulosh (mulosh) | 74.86 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
1902. | Speedies19 (speedies19) | 74.84 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
1903. | Kieran (kaymawn) | 74.82 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
1904. | Josh (schroldgames) | 74.81 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
1905. | Tong (tongvu) | 74.81 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
1906. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 74.81 | 96% | 2019-01-07 |
1907. | Thomas Edward (feeshmane) | 74.78 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
1908. | QuickBrownFox (quickbrownfoxy) | 74.77 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
1909. | Tracer (wildpants) | 74.77 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
1910. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 74.77 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
1911. | Jack (randomdize) | 74.76 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
1912. | Jay (jaydawar) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
1913. | Jhonny (castilloj) | 74.74 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
1914. | Logan (loganb123) | 74.70 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
1915. | Ron (ronald2) | 74.66 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
1916. | Theodor (chocorolls) | 74.64 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
1917. | Lidia (pinguinthecity) | 74.64 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |