You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1222. | tstats[MonsterTaco] (monste... | 87.28 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
1223. | Kevin (logia) | 87.27 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
1224. | chunky (wbcracer) | 87.24 | 98% | 2018-12-05 |
1225. | James (james_m808) | 87.23 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
1226. | Daniel (dchen17) | 87.20 | 97% | 2020-06-14 |
1227. | typey boy (kylewh0421) | 87.16 | 97% | 2019-05-18 |
1228. | João (kilgharrah) | 87.14 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
1229. | Simon (sivara) | 87.12 | 96% | 2020-03-28 |
1230. | Alexander (torphon) | 87.10 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
1231. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 87.09 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
1232. | Sherwin (zafiros) | 87.09 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
1233. | Lucite (lucite) | 87.07 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
1234. | Mike (specialized) | 87.07 | 97% | 2020-05-16 |
1235. | Silent (silent_solous) | 86.99 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
1236. | LEntless (lentless) | 86.91 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
1237. | pigoon 🐷 (achristmascarl) | 86.88 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
1238. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 86.87 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
1239. | Parth (thakkarparth007) | 86.85 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
1240. | Chase (chasericker003) | 86.82 | 98% | 2018-06-11 |
1241. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 86.80 | 97% | 2019-07-15 |
1242. | DWG (lsunixl) | 86.79 | 96% | 2020-05-18 |
1243. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 86.79 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
1244. | Stefan (maewen) | 86.77 | 97% | 2018-05-28 |
1245. | Turnine (therobot99) | 86.75 | 98% | 2018-07-25 |
1246. | Aus10 (aus10outof10) | 86.73 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
1247. | Francisco (patleitao) | 86.68 | 98% | 2019-04-28 |
1248. | Space (spacedandy) | 86.67 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
1249. | Jon (mystikj) | 86.65 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
1250. | Richard (rockpile) | 86.64 | 98% | 2018-11-05 |
1251. | Harry (hazman) | 86.63 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |