You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
1462. | bub (bubmaley) | 82.92 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
1463. | ue (abadtyper) | 82.91 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
1464. | andrew (400wpmalphamale) | 82.89 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
1465. | Andrew (hijakthatcar) | 82.86 | 97% | 2019-03-14 |
1466. | izzlidat (izzlidat) | 82.85 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
1467. | nymm (day12) | 82.82 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
1468. | EgyptianTyper (emptybox34) | 82.78 | 97% | 2020-10-24 |
1469. | ted (sayonara999) | 82.76 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
1470. | Filip (filip26) | 82.73 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
1471. | Yi-Szen (smurfii) | 82.73 | 95% | 2020-09-25 |
1472. | 408 (the_408) | 82.72 | 98% | 2018-04-22 |
1473. | Tim (choiyokbao) | 82.71 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
1474. | Hengky (hengkysanjaya) | 82.71 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
1475. | 516 (sig_sauers) | 82.69 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
1476. | lasindu (lasindu) | 82.68 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
1477. | Peter (speedyboi95) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-09-17 |
1478. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 82.64 | 95% | 2018-03-20 |
1479. | Edard (edardstark) | 82.64 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
1480. | Devin (harbingerofrats) | 82.63 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
1481. | Eujean (eujean) | 82.63 | 97% | 2019-03-02 |
1482. | k (mc0sta) | 82.63 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
1483. | + (hobounicorns) | 82.60 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
1484. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 82.58 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
1485. | HotTubStream (hottubstream) | 82.57 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
1486. | Joel (jams15) | 82.51 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
1487. | Are4 (are4_yt) | 82.50 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
1488. | shanranran (shanranran) | 82.43 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
1489. | Siberiano (hypnotizer) | 82.43 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
1490. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 82.43 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
1491. | Akira (akira1957) | 82.41 | 98% | 2018-04-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |