You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1083. | Kevin (dafadore) | 89.92 | 95% | 2018-02-06 |
1084. | Ted (macfan) | 89.92 | 98% | 2019-03-26 |
1085. | Nicholas (nkt8256) | 89.92 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
1086. | Joe (jophish) | 89.87 | 97% | 2019-09-09 |
1087. | Matt (mehmattski) | 89.85 | 97% | 2018-02-09 |
1088. | toffee (toofthe) | 89.85 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
1089. | PR (mrprx) | 89.77 | 97% | 2020-12-07 |
1090. | Bad (totally_not_a_good_typer) | 89.75 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
1091. | D (dmaulish) | 89.71 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
1092. | Ruslan (ruslan_osmanov) | 89.70 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
1093. | Aidan (aidanadam) | 89.62 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
1094. | Sonic (sonicflash144) | 89.57 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
1095. | Andrew (sq_leonhart) | 89.56 | 99% | 2020-08-16 |
1096. | Kevin (kevinmeseeyou) | 89.56 | 98% | 2020-10-08 |
1097. | Tanner (tgr001) | 89.54 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
1098. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 89.53 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
1099. | Ryan (mast2143) | 89.51 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
1100. | Howard (howardpx2016) | 89.49 | 98% | 2020-08-24 |
1101. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
1102. | Chris (cronox) | 89.47 | 96% | 2018-04-16 |
1103. | sean (pepsicolasoda) | 89.44 | 95% | 2020-03-08 |
1104. | Angel (angel_j) | 89.44 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
1105. | Critical (malfunction1) | 89.39 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
1106. | Josh (tinman430) | 89.36 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
1107. | naraske (naraske) | 89.29 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
1108. | epigee (epigee) | 89.29 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
1109. | Eduard (eduard20) | 89.28 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
1110. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 89.27 | 98% | 2019-03-24 |
1111. | boat (narwhalinz) | 89.26 | 95% | 2020-02-07 |
1112. | ๖ۣۜJÌ•Í¡oÍ Ò‰ÍŸe̛͘͢Í... | 89.20 | 98% | 2019-05-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 3,958 | 97.99 | December 11, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |
New English Texts | 2 | 121.95 | November 22, 2017 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
Video Games | 1 | 106.14 | November 23, 2020 |