What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
Active since December 10, 2017.
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1015. | Blade (kingsblade) | 88.83 | 96% | 2020-09-18 |
1016. | Jack (jr9810) | 88.81 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
1017. | R (get0ut0fmywaay) | 88.78 | 99% | 2020-08-01 |
1018. | MINH (shinmyou) | 88.77 | 98% | 2020-07-14 |
1019. | Annie (justaveragetyper) | 88.76 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
1020. | Cisco... (slowracerx) | 88.75 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
1021. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 88.75 | 97% | 2019-03-25 |
1022. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 88.72 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
1023. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 88.69 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
1024. | Artoria (pengyihao) | 88.63 | 97% | 2018-04-22 |
1025. | Benjamin (kingtutking) | 88.60 | 97% | 2020-05-01 |
1026. | SUNZ (sunzarock) | 88.57 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
1027. | Liam (blayz) | 88.53 | 97% | 2018-02-10 |
1028. | Ricardo (riscadoa) | 88.51 | 95% | 2020-12-08 |
1029. | tstats[jacktheboy211] (jack... | 88.51 | 96% | 2020-08-12 |
1030. | Harvie (harviiep) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-07-03 |
1031. | rilee_h443 (rilee_h443) | 88.47 | 95% | 2020-04-19 |
1032. | Yi-Szen (smurfii) | 88.45 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
1033. | Ultima (flasherx) | 88.44 | 96% | 2018-04-09 |
1034. | Daniel (doctorfm3) | 88.43 | 95% | 2019-08-14 |
1035. | Goldyray (n0ntoxic) | 88.43 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
1036. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 88.42 | 97% | 2020-06-15 |
1037. | Rai (fisheko) | 88.42 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
1038. | csgo (professorxwing) | 88.41 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
1039. | Niamh (crystalniamh) | 88.40 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
1040. | jol (some_panda) | 88.40 | 98% | 2020-09-30 |
1041. | Loser (dmred49) | 88.39 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
1042. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 88.33 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
1043. | Ted (foxden) | 88.33 | 97% | 2019-02-25 |
1044. | Daniel (d_nny) | 88.30 | 96% | 2020-02-06 |
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