What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1228. | Ethan (triplexkillerbob) | 84.93 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
1229. | 青豆 (aydoo) | 84.91 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
1230. | Gregg (galpy) | 84.91 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
1231. | Demancer (demancer) | 84.90 | 98% | 2019-04-05 |
1232. | Mouse (shenx) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-12-30 |
1233. | 🐌 (anonion) | 84.80 | 96% | 2019-10-14 |
1234. | starguything (starguything) | 84.75 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
1235. | Nicolas (averageuc) | 84.75 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
1236. | Daniel (okok03) | 84.74 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
1237. | Josh (joshindahood) | 84.74 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
1238. | kalski (kalski) | 84.70 | 96% | 2020-09-20 |
1239. | Ethan (w88w8w8) | 84.68 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
1240. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 84.68 | 95% | 2020-11-27 |
1241. | ryan (chillax666) | 84.63 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
1242. | Daniel (_g0dje) | 84.61 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
1243. | roadto120avg (242sonic) | 84.59 | 96% | 2020-04-19 |
1244. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 84.58 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
1245. | Typing is fun!!! (hebibuki) | 84.57 | 97% | 2020-01-07 |
1246. | Lyric (lyric39) | 84.57 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
1247. | phardsz (phardsz) | 84.56 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
1248. | GET SHREKT (overside) | 84.55 | 97% | 2019-02-12 |
1249. | jas (orjasm) | 84.54 | 99% | 2020-11-18 |
1250. | Tom (yedidit) | 84.53 | 99% | 2019-07-28 |
1251. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 84.52 | 99% | 2019-12-04 |
1252. | Andy (andyok) | 84.48 | 99% | 2018-12-10 |
1253. | jack (jackracer23) | 84.48 | 97% | 2018-01-21 |
1254. | C (christophski123) | 84.48 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
1255. | Kuy (rou168) | 84.47 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
1256. | Space (spacedandy) | 84.45 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
1257. | Hassan (ha559) | 84.45 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
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Default (English) | 3,483 | 97.03 | December 10, 2017 |
New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |