What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
Active since December 10, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1079. | Lambee (tundralegend) | 87.71 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
1080. | Tihana (tihanachu) | 87.68 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
1081. | Brandon (bwen_wen) | 87.68 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
1082. | Bruce (milothatch) | 87.62 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
1083. | Person (relearner) | 87.60 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
1084. | Marvin (hasteful) | 87.60 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
1085. | Mossball (mossball) | 87.59 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
1086. | Tree (muiye2) | 87.58 | 99% | 2019-06-21 |
1087. | Willie (paiswillie) | 87.57 | 97% | 2018-03-06 |
1088. | Mr. (stealthykoalaber) | 87.45 | 96% | 2019-06-19 |
1089. | iHeal (iheal) | 87.40 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
1090. | Brad (thaboggla) | 87.39 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
1091. | Bagus (asparagoes) | 87.39 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
1092. | Rowe (cubechild1) | 87.38 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
1093. | Identitylessness (power_punch) | 87.36 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
1094. | Bleh (entropian) | 87.34 | 98% | 2020-05-31 |
1095. | KW (kiawa88) | 87.33 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
1096. | Erson (ecmacatangay) | 87.29 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
1097. | Michael (michaelhau) | 87.27 | 97% | 2018-12-15 |
1098. | Daniel (manheek) | 87.23 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
1099. | bob (absowute) | 87.22 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
1100. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 87.22 | 97% | 2019-12-09 |
1101. | Test (qwertzftw) | 87.20 | 96% | 2018-03-29 |
1102. | DeeFly (deefly) | 87.20 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
1103. | Ysabelle (stellarosatita) | 87.19 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
1104. | LelPop (lelpop) | 87.14 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
1105. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 87.09 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
1106. | Chester (chestereel) | 87.08 | 98% | 2020-09-05 |
1107. | Jakab (schttj) | 87.05 | 97% | 2020-10-18 |
1108. | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... | 87.04 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
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Default (English) | 3,483 | 97.03 | December 10, 2017 |
New English Texts | 1 | 105.39 | May 28, 2022 |