What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1623. | whale (lewist) | 77.13 | 98% | 2019-05-26 |
1624. | iarezen (iarezen) | 77.08 | 97% | 2020-06-30 |
1625. | Aquazin (aquazin) | 77.06 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
1626. | ALCIONE (gel4ever) | 77.05 | 97% | 2020-03-05 |
1627. | wayne (nonlimit) | 77.03 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
1628. | Lars (aaberg) | 77.00 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
1629. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 76.97 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
1630. | Zack (zack_mitkin) | 76.93 | 97% | 2019-07-14 |
1631. | jacob (iljain) | 76.92 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
1632. | Smoke (smoke91) | 76.91 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
1633. | quipo (quipo) | 76.90 | 96% | 2019-03-30 |
1634. | Owen (owenl131) | 76.88 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
1635. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 76.87 | 96% | 2018-04-27 |
1636. | Panic (panicswitch07) | 76.85 | 98% | 2018-11-03 |
1637. | Phlop (ezrahuntings) | 76.82 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
1638. | FallenTypist (ixero) | 76.81 | 96% | 2018-12-01 |
1639. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 76.80 | 95% | 2019-06-17 |
1640. | Jake (jarljake) | 76.78 | 99% | 2020-05-24 |
1641. | B R E N loves Mako (pugslyyy) | 76.76 | 94% | 2018-01-29 |
1642. | Shorre (thorneto) | 76.73 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
1643. | David Lex (davidjohnston15) | 76.72 | 96% | 2018-10-02 |
1644. | Toma (akobitoma) | 76.72 | 97% | 2020-02-14 |
1645. | cringer (typecringe) | 76.62 | 96% | 2018-11-05 |
1646. | brektfast (brektfast) | 76.60 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
1647. | despacito (despacitoo) | 76.53 | 98% | 2018-09-15 |
1648. | Sunil (chipu) | 76.52 | 97% | 2018-10-28 |
1649. | MS (damanthc) | 76.52 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
1650. | Todd (toddey65) | 76.47 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
1651. | Carlos (carandrod) | 76.45 | 97% | 2020-08-25 |
1652. | Eros (tigeros) | 76.43 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
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