What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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1409. | Randy (rhomusic) | 81.71 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
1410. | Martin (martinlxn) | 81.71 | 98% | 2018-08-10 |
1411. | typelord (nerif) | 81.66 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
1412. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 81.65 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
1413. | Sebastian (0rangetree) | 81.65 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
1414. | Jean (seawardsalmon6) | 81.64 | 99% | 2020-10-07 |
1415. | Harry (harrybartcheeks) | 81.59 | 98% | 2020-09-19 |
1416. | joe (lerler246) | 81.57 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
1417. | ??? (5apphire) | 81.54 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
1418. | VyPah (vypah) | 81.53 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
1419. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 81.51 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
1420. | CatShark (dodobunny) | 81.46 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
1421. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 81.41 | 98% | 2020-03-27 |
1422. | ... (branskees) | 81.40 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
1423. | Xriasp (xriasp) | 81.36 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
1424. | Corey (corstar97) | 81.35 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
1425. | jag (jaggerknot) | 81.29 | 98% | 2020-01-29 |
1426. | Michael (flip316) | 81.24 | 96% | 2020-06-29 |
1427. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 81.21 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
1428. | Guest (guestss11) | 81.20 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
1429. | Moteke (moteke) | 81.17 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
1430. | pol (polmif123) | 81.16 | 97% | 2019-06-16 |
1431. | LLY (louispy) | 81.15 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
1432. | Targi (targi) | 81.14 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
1433. | MEN (menmentsu) | 81.13 | 96% | 2018-11-25 |
1434. | Ato (atopia) | 81.13 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
1435. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 81.12 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
1436. | OnlyStanz (tanni) | 81.12 | 100% | 2020-10-14 |
1437. | Starzles (starzles) | 81.07 | 97% | 2019-10-12 |
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