As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7263. | QWERKY (interplanetary) | 87.76 | 94% | 2015-07-08 |
7264. | Sam (gates250) | 87.75 | 98% | 2023-12-23 |
7265. | fatih (webfox) | 87.75 | 99% | 2016-12-28 |
7266. | Amit (amtijais) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
7267. | Diether John (dietherjohn20) | 87.74 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
7268. | Hunain (hunain) | 87.74 | 91% | 2015-09-05 |
7269. | Cat On A Computer (elrot_) | 87.73 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
7270. | Nomen (punomenals) | 87.73 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
7271. | Michael (distrinity) | 87.72 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
7272. | Special Guest (ssguest) | 87.72 | 97% | 2015-06-14 |
7273. | Anthony (andrithir) | 87.71 | 97.5% | 2024-01-05 |
7274. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 87.71 | 96% | 2021-02-24 |
7275. | Lazer (lawins) | 87.70 | 97% | 2017-09-03 |
7276. | Vik (yungcoolioth) | 87.70 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
7277. | Chanson (fistarmeister) | 87.70 | 97% | 2016-05-10 |
7278. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 87.70 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
7279. | Homayoon (homayoonalm) | 87.69 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
7280. | Draco (zdraco_meteor) | 87.69 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
7281. | andy (andypaling) | 87.69 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
7282. | Kacper (nijo_essa) | 87.69 | 97% | 2019-02-16 |
7283. | Erik (erik_leon) | 87.68 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
7284. | Quan (baoquannt) | 87.68 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
7285. | ptt (ptt_) | 87.68 | 98% | 2020-03-29 |
7286. | Richard (aeolyus) | 87.67 | 96% | 2017-04-09 |
7287. | Chicken (sontayy) | 87.67 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
7288. | w (shwilliam) | 87.66 | 99% | 2021-12-01 |
7289. | Jose-Miguel (jmiguelgh) | 87.66 | 96.5% | 2021-03-03 |
7290. | Slug (iwilltypefastoneday) | 87.66 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
7291. | Jeroen (messyanswer) | 87.66 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
7292. | Nick (themanisbad00) | 87.65 | 96% | 2015-09-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |