As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
14862. | Vashista (vashista) | 68.41 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
14863. | Simon (xsznix2) | 68.41 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
14864. | novantix (novantix) | 68.41 | 94% | 2017-04-09 |
14865. | Latte (latteverde) | 68.40 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
14866. | Heather (stuntraps) | 68.40 | 91% | 2016-01-20 |
14867. | Jacob (frazisbest) | 68.39 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
14868. | Frederick (liquidfyre) | 68.39 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
14869. | George (gkoubbe) | 68.38 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
14870. | Tony (randomdlanny) | 68.38 | 94% | 2017-05-10 |
14871. | Jordan (speeder925) | 68.38 | 96% | 2021-07-18 |
14872. | Indeed (indeed001) | 68.37 | 95% | 2023-08-06 |
14873. | Rice (rice_penguin) | 68.37 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
14874. | hhdhwuus (hhdhwuus) | 68.37 | 96% | 2022-03-06 |
14875. | John (mernst) | 68.37 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
14876. | a (stanrude) | 68.37 | 99% | 2022-07-25 |
14877. | Christopher (chrispbrown) | 68.37 | 89% | 2016-02-02 |
14878. | dwink (king_wilcuber) | 68.36 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
14879. | Cameron (phieyl) | 68.36 | 97.3% | 2021-02-02 |
14880. | Yoci (yociee) | 68.36 | 97% | 2016-06-26 |
14881. | El Psy Kongroo (fiive_starboy) | 68.36 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
14882. | Maverick (touchtypeftw) | 68.36 | 95% | 2016-10-30 |
14883. | Thomas (tumpz) | 68.36 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
14884. | habiba (habibaai) | 68.36 | 95% | 2017-03-14 |
14885. | Irene (gold3nang3l) | 68.35 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
14886. | L (lpuczynski) | 68.35 | 99% | 2021-08-26 |
14887. | James (jimyo) | 68.35 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
14888. | Bill (mooseinthepool) | 68.35 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
14889. | Tahmeed Ibne (vedistaan) | 68.35 | 97% | 2021-12-19 |
14890. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 68.35 | 95.7% | 2023-10-23 |
14891. | Gabriel (human456) | 68.35 | 96% | 2020-06-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |