As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
11869. | Hyunwoo (wh5929) | 75.88 | 92% | 2016-02-24 |
11870. | Ty (melmao12) | 75.87 | 91% | 2015-11-16 |
11871. | Bruh (bruhmoem) | 75.87 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
11872. | Amro (hummus18_) | 75.86 | 96% | 2023-09-03 |
11873. | David (munichdobe) | 75.85 | 94% | 2015-10-29 |
11874. | Veitch (veitch) | 75.84 | 98% | 2022-08-25 |
11875. | Sam (litesam) | 75.84 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
11876. | MUIGABRIEL (mui_gabriel) | 75.84 | 97.2% | 2023-10-16 |
11877. | Dvorak (dvoraktrainer) | 75.84 | 92% | 2015-07-18 |
11878. | KvYd0 (kvyd0) | 75.83 | 95% | 2023-06-06 |
11879. | Mikel (mikelhector) | 75.83 | 97.7% | 2023-10-26 |
11880. | Malaikev (fonsdal) | 75.83 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
11881. | sholm (sholm) | 75.83 | 99% | 2018-02-07 |
11882. | Gabrielle (gabby_joi23) | 75.83 | 89% | 2017-02-27 |
11883. | Markus (sneakysomfan) | 75.83 | 91% | 2016-04-11 |
11884. | How r u? (apololzed) | 75.83 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
11885. | Isisante (isisante) | 75.82 | 96% | 2024-01-30 |
11886. | Sam (winceless) | 75.82 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
11887. | BoiGrac (boigrac) | 75.82 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
11888. | blue (veryblue) | 75.82 | 97% | 2018-03-09 |
11889. | end (end_pro) | 75.81 | 96% | 2023-09-16 |
11890. | Andrew (fujiou) | 75.81 | 93% | 2016-01-14 |
11891. | Ermias (ermking19) | 75.81 | 93% | 2017-05-15 |
11892. | Rafiul (rafiul41) | 75.81 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
11893. | Justienz (justienz) | 75.81 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
11894. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-07-22 |
11895. | Vivek (vivekjoshi556) | 75.80 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
11896. | gotta go (gotta_go_fast__) | 75.80 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
11897. | Brandon (nobiggie) | 75.80 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
11898. | Norton (pajj) | 75.80 | 97% | 2017-01-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |