As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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17139. | Gary (scragger) | 62.35 | 87% | 2015-11-11 |
17140. | Don (stripesteel) | 62.35 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
17141. | Leo (mechanical_hemingway) | 62.34 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
17142. | Felice (felxus_checkstus) | 62.34 | 95% | 2022-04-18 |
17143. | Krzysztof (krist0ff) | 62.34 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
17144. | Dawid (dadik) | 62.34 | 99% | 2022-02-28 |
17145. | croak (calvin_richards) | 62.34 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
17146. | Bruno (vyperpunk) | 62.34 | 94% | 2017-02-10 |
17147. | Cole (colecrc) | 62.33 | 95% | 2019-04-12 |
17148. | Suzy (poisonedtree) | 62.33 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
17149. | Harry (morpheus_) | 62.33 | 86% | 2016-10-05 |
17150. | sammm (weirdosam) | 62.32 | 94% | 2021-09-01 |
17151. | Avila (avila00) | 62.32 | 93% | 2017-04-06 |
17152. | wpmhog (wpmhog) | 62.31 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
17153. | Praveen (praveen_singh) | 62.31 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
17154. | Marnix (donutter) | 62.31 | 95% | 2018-04-15 |
17155. | Raze (endraze) | 62.30 | 97% | 2023-02-04 |
17156. | Annsie (annsie) | 62.30 | 89% | 2016-02-28 |
17157. | Urgency (urgency) | 62.30 | 94% | 2019-06-06 |
17158. | Miriam (miriam_0) | 62.29 | 96% | 2022-02-13 |
17159. | Fernando Morato (fernandomo... | 62.29 | 95% | 2021-11-09 |
17160. | Bruno (bteixeira) | 62.29 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
17161. | Ehsan (xyloxs) | 62.29 | 94% | 2019-12-15 |
17162. | Leroy (qwerty948) | 62.29 | 95% | 2015-09-18 |
17163. | I can't type!!! (roychan1) | 62.28 | 94% | 2016-08-13 |
17164. | John (soegnam) | 62.28 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
17165. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 62.28 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
17166. | Karim (_karim_dem) | 62.28 | 94% | 2019-09-28 |
17167. | SirIceColdStoneWater (siric... | 62.28 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
17168. | Livo (livo) | 62.28 | 95% | 2017-03-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |