As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5848. | Milo (milo88) | 92.05 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
5849. | Blobby (blobbyliu) | 92.05 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
5850. | Big Tuna (dominicgangx) | 92.05 | 97% | 2022-03-27 |
5851. | yoda (dvorak_dood) | 92.04 | 99% | 2023-12-18 |
5852. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 92.04 | 99% | 2023-06-09 |
5853. | Fortune (asadkhan10x) | 92.04 | 95% | 2022-07-14 |
5854. | tstats[jacobrocksobviously]... | 92.03 | 94.3% | 2023-11-27 |
5855. | Ordinary (durianhotpot) | 92.03 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
5856. | Deamon (deamontyper) | 92.03 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
5857. | Razor Red Rage (ayyaz_nemesis) | 92.03 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
5858. | Justin (tokomaki) | 92.03 | 95% | 2016-05-08 |
5859. | WSY (elyx_2302) | 92.01 | 98% | 2021-08-31 |
5860. | jpow (jpowwow) | 92.01 | 98% | 2023-08-28 |
5861. | Rockpj (rockpj) | 92.01 | 94% | 2016-07-15 |
5862. | Christian (cjohh) | 92.00 | 94% | 2017-03-03 |
5863. | Marley (mbullock) | 92.00 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
5864. | righteous (trustjesus) | 91.99 | 98.2% | 2021-02-15 |
5865. | Paul (polley) | 91.98 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
5866. | TylerG (tylertyper80) | 91.96 | 99% | 2022-08-05 |
5867. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 91.96 | 97% | 2023-09-17 |
5868. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 91.95 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
5869. | Nightmare (zhanarbek) | 91.95 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
5870. | YourBoi (yourboi) | 91.95 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
5871. | Homer (cowmonger) | 91.95 | 96% | 2017-03-06 |
5872. | inigo (indigo_july) | 91.94 | 96% | 2016-04-28 |
5873. | Murray (etniok) | 91.94 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
5874. | Dennis (dennissc) | 91.94 | 91% | 2016-07-19 |
5875. | Jeff (621alexl) | 91.93 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
5876. | Pbev (pbev) | 91.93 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
5877. | Long (longn5) | 91.92 | 96% | 2017-05-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |