As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
4600. | Don (udontran) | 96.59 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
4601. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 96.58 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
4602. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 96.58 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
4603. | (^‿^) (markz932) | 96.57 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
4604. | Katie (kwils) | 96.57 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
4605. | Steven (rgbdoad) | 96.57 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
4606. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 96.56 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
4607. | Ketchup (polterg3ist) | 96.56 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
4608. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 96.55 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
4609. | test (cmlyma) | 96.54 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
4610. | Sam (disasterlooms) | 96.54 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
4611. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 96.54 | 99% | 2019-12-12 |
4612. | The_Circus (the_circus) | 96.53 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
4613. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 96.52 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
4614. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 96.52 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
4615. | Stacey (hakushi) | 96.52 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
4616. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 96.50 | 99% | 2022-08-30 |
4617. | tstats[n0body] (nobody01) | 96.50 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
4618. | Jay (aasiaat) | 96.50 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
4619. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 96.50 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
4620. | Travis (travis3372) | 96.50 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
4621. | kanaad (kanaadizawesome) | 96.50 | 100% | 2018-10-22 |
4622. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 96.48 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
4623. | zev (zevvy) | 96.47 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
4624. | Matthew (mwells56) | 96.47 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
4625. | Alex (bajiizus) | 96.47 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
4626. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 96.47 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
4627. | Alex (senorscoop) | 96.46 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
4628. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 96.46 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
4629. | Dean (syke24) | 96.46 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |