As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12061. | ตาแดง (pitagorus) | 75.29 | 99% | 2019-04-16 |
12062. | J (meep_morp) | 75.28 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
12063. | Ethan (ethancyx) | 75.28 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
12064. | Sander (sanderv3) | 75.28 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
12065. | Gleb (passick) | 75.28 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
12066. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 75.27 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
12067. | Taxadd (deadpoet123) | 75.27 | 94% | 2023-08-14 |
12068. | Pasindu (pasinducw) | 75.27 | 93% | 2016-02-17 |
12069. | shane (shanel0l) | 75.27 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
12070. | Stevem (cravezog) | 75.26 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
12071. | Thomas (thead9) | 75.26 | 96% | 2016-11-08 |
12072. | xiangpeng (linxiangpeng) | 75.25 | 97% | 2021-01-18 |
12073. | Harry (harry_k) | 75.24 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
12074. | Mukesh Yadav (mukeshyadav) | 75.24 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
12075. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 75.24 | 98% | 2019-09-16 |
12076. | Nguyen (kidtrum) | 75.24 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
12077. | Thomas (thomasw219) | 75.23 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
12078. | L (thereddone) | 75.23 | 97% | 2022-11-26 |
12079. | ApSad (apaars) | 75.23 | 96% | 2015-12-22 |
12080. | wingman41 (wingman41) | 75.22 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
12081. | natalie (nataliemia01) | 75.22 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
12082. | Marius (techdifics12) | 75.22 | 95.4% | 2023-11-15 |
12083. | colemak-dh (strongly_typed_... | 75.22 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
12084. | Umair (umair121) | 75.22 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
12085. | Joy (joy_1) | 75.22 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
12086. | Jason (njasow) | 75.22 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
12087. | Jonas (jonasjul) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
12088. | Mark (fatweasel) | 75.22 | 91% | 2016-05-24 |
12089. | you (you) (tdtdtdttt) | 75.22 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
12090. | kevedsa4esan (k4sn) | 75.21 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |