As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5136. | arena (arenacloser204) | 94.53 | 97.4% | 2023-10-17 |
5137. | github.com/hirthanan (hirth... | 94.53 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
5138. | Pichi (bionickraken) | 94.53 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
5139. | GTedZ (gtedz) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-07-11 |
5140. | Andy (okiandy) | 94.51 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
5141. | FunkyChunkyMon (funkychunky... | 94.50 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
5142. | Nick (kmkhami) | 94.50 | 97.2% | 2023-11-30 |
5143. | Kanzi (kanziness) | 94.50 | 96% | 2015-08-16 |
5144. | not gammoron (gammoron) | 94.50 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
5145. | cliff (jerjerfly) | 94.49 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
5146. | Neel (neel19) | 94.49 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
5147. | Marasy (marasy8) | 94.48 | 95% | 2020-01-14 |
5148. | Coleman (edibleplastique) | 94.48 | 93% | 2015-07-18 |
5149. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 94.48 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
5150. | Improving (mrsleeves) | 94.48 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
5151. | asdf (spelx) | 94.48 | 89% | 2015-12-14 |
5152. | Sydney (sydholla) | 94.47 | 99% | 2022-02-17 |
5153. | WHITHE (ciyp) | 94.47 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
5154. | Robert (stantor) | 94.47 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
5155. | HawksCardinals (hawkscardin... | 94.47 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
5156. | Josh (hsoj1) | 94.46 | 97% | 2024-01-24 |
5157. | QUACK (zooming235) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
5158. | Nguyen (tezk1) | 94.46 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
5159. | Paula (paulazoo) | 94.46 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
5160. | Stadics (stadics) | 94.45 | 96% | 2022-12-13 |
5161. | Patrik (pbody) | 94.44 | 99% | 2022-04-05 |
5162. | Raadek (knr24) | 94.44 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
5163. | patrickstar505 (patrickstar... | 94.44 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
5164. | Axel (setomi) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
5165. | Kari (carrey) | 94.43 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |