As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9580. | (logan188mc) | 81.52 | 96% | 2022-04-14 |
9581. | b (frinkahedron) | 81.52 | 95% | 2019-12-24 |
9582. | Kikka (g8n_renzan) | 81.52 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
9583. | Raghav (raghavlaad) | 81.52 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
9584. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 81.52 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
9585. | Ivan (ivxnxd) | 81.51 | 97% | 2024-03-27 |
9586. | a (ierfth) | 81.51 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
9587. | ilya (iluts) | 81.51 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
9588. | Junuh (masline) | 81.51 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
9589. | xd (typerads) | 81.51 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
9590. | ninjapina (ninjapina) | 81.51 | 92% | 2016-12-24 |
9591. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 81.51 | 99.5% | 2021-02-13 |
9592. | aspekt (_aspekt) | 81.50 | 95% | 2023-05-01 |
9593. | Hail (voolcan) | 81.50 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
9594. | Michael (itslofty) | 81.49 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
9595. | jack (pumpkinjello) | 81.49 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
9596. | moni (pzza404) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
9597. | w (wisatong) | 81.48 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
9598. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 81.48 | 99% | 2016-06-05 |
9599. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 81.48 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
9600. | Mr (mrharward) | 81.48 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
9601. | Victoria (vicludovico) | 81.48 | 89% | 2016-02-18 |
9602. | ted (sayonara999) | 81.48 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
9603. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 81.48 | 98% | 2016-01-10 |
9604. | Kevin (hoinerman) | 81.47 | 96% | 2023-07-19 |
9605. | Anh (_azh_) | 81.47 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
9606. | na (random321) | 81.47 | 98.4% | 2021-02-25 |
9607. | Alstr (alstr) | 81.47 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
9608. | shravan (gammarays) | 81.47 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
9609. | Toby (ueue_) | 81.47 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |