As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6475. | Lucas (kasparian) | 90.03 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
6476. | I am the (afghanistan2) | 90.02 | 99% | 2015-07-08 |
6477. | ethxn (cxntrxl) | 90.01 | 96% | 2022-03-11 |
6478. | Burint (brenolz) | 90.01 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
6479. | Parzival (bmarzic) | 90.01 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
6480. | Idan (pantsless288) | 90.01 | 98% | 2023-04-20 |
6481. | Courtney (brooke0309) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
6482. | iks de (iksdebro) | 90.00 | 98% | 2022-12-31 |
6483. | Angelo (jgello) | 90.00 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
6484. | Kleon (itskleon) | 90.00 | 94% | 2016-02-09 |
6485. | Bob (saintvtype) | 89.99 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
6486. | Devin (haydevin) | 89.99 | 98% | 2022-07-04 |
6487. | Olav (thederpygod) | 89.99 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
6488. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 89.98 | 96% | 2023-04-22 |
6489. | Devon (cheeky_sneakster) | 89.98 | 99% | 2023-03-24 |
6490. | Maize (maizerowan) | 89.98 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
6491. | Kevin (surv) | 89.97 | 91% | 2016-04-20 |
6492. | I'm too slow (khaelnas) | 89.96 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
6493. | WANG (williamrenardi) | 89.96 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
6494. | Gerard (ultimagnus) | 89.96 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
6495. | Plato (observer_02) | 89.96 | 95% | 2017-03-05 |
6496. | spindrift (spindrift) | 89.95 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
6497. | Connie (cb4ever81) | 89.95 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
6498. | Etalm (walter_gilbert) | 89.95 | 98.4% | 2021-02-14 |
6499. | Avi (_flv) | 89.95 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
6500. | Kirin (emptomatoketchup) | 89.94 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
6501. | Jesse (jebug29) | 89.94 | 98% | 2020-03-07 |
6502. | Cj (phexxy) | 89.94 | 92% | 2015-12-22 |
6503. | Anthony (sp333dy) | 89.93 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
6504. | Okayish (crappytyper) | 89.93 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |