As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7090. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 88.20 | 97% | 2015-08-09 |
7091. | Chicony osu! (leva_russian) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-11-05 |
7092. | (shaun022) | 88.19 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
7093. | red_j (pepeworm_on_mech) | 88.19 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
7094. | William (williamusa) | 88.19 | 95% | 2015-07-02 |
7095. | Connor (cbec32) | 88.18 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
7096. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 88.18 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
7097. | Varauk (varauk) | 88.18 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
7098. | Nick (neepwithin) | 88.17 | 99% | 2021-11-13 |
7099. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 88.17 | 99% | 2023-04-19 |
7100. | imtdk (imtdk) | 88.17 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
7101. | Yerring (secretswimmer1) | 88.17 | 93% | 2015-05-09 |
7102. | Snake (snake_eyes) | 88.17 | 98% | 2018-02-23 |
7103. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 88.17 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
7104. | Helen (mtssh4k) | 88.16 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
7105. | ajafov98 (ajafov98) | 88.16 | 99% | 2023-05-03 |
7106. | Shay (shaykarni) | 88.15 | 96.6% | 2023-12-06 |
7107. | Emily (snowserpent) | 88.15 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
7108. | Kersey (strythio) | 88.14 | 96% | 2015-09-01 |
7109. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 88.14 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
7110. | jSteez (jsteez) | 88.13 | 97% | 2021-12-10 |
7111. | Edwin (nightseas) | 88.12 | 97% | 2015-07-21 |
7112. | aj (peanut2004) | 88.12 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
7113. | Do (quannnnn) | 88.12 | 96% | 2019-06-28 |
7114. | Jonathan (jonathan081) | 88.11 | 97% | 2020-06-24 |
7115. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 88.11 | 96% | 2023-03-14 |
7116. | Michwael Redpants (endlessm... | 88.11 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
7117. | Tamer (tmr0222) | 88.11 | 95% | 2017-09-19 |
7118. | Whitney (hollythorn) | 88.10 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
7119. | Warren (warrudd) | 88.10 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |