As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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14986. | raymart (raymartph) | 67.90 | 91% | 2016-07-11 |
14987. | Jens (nofowuw) | 67.90 | 95% | 2015-08-21 |
14988. | Guest (alvinaruto) | 67.89 | 96% | 2021-08-12 |
14989. | EnergyAbsorber (energy_abso... | 67.87 | 97.2% | 2023-10-19 |
14990. | Shenise (shenise) | 67.87 | 89% | 2016-09-27 |
14991. | Dominik (aeniwon) | 67.87 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
14992. | LANZ (6aint) | 67.87 | 95% | 2017-08-22 |
14993. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 67.86 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
14994. | Tsuraya (hannatsura) | 67.86 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
14995. | N (zmartell0120) | 67.85 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
14996. | Chris (quola) | 67.85 | 95% | 2023-08-18 |
14997. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 67.85 | 98.4% | 2021-01-29 |
14998. | Ivan (vanisher) | 67.85 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
14999. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 67.84 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
15000. | Ravi (raviparasar1997@gmail... | 67.84 | 93% | 2016-07-23 |
15001. | a (njut) | 67.84 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
15002. | Sam (sam77777) | 67.83 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
15003. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 67.83 | 97% | 2016-05-28 |
15004. | Clayton (clayton68504) | 67.82 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
15005. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 67.82 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
15006. | william (willjorey) | 67.81 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
15007. | 4K (not4k) | 67.81 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
15008. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 67.81 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
15009. | Ian (coolermaster) | 67.81 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
15010. | Spencer (assassins_creed) | 67.80 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
15011. | . (kurami) | 67.80 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
15012. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 67.80 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
15013. | Shannon (s0lanum) | 67.79 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
15014. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 67.79 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
15015. | Brian (briantang) | 67.79 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |