As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10776. | anup (anuphunt) | 78.44 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
10777. | Aaron (wayku) | 78.43 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
10778. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 78.43 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
10779. | Elliott Curtis (ecurtis12345) | 78.43 | 98.2% | 2023-11-01 |
10780. | Jhonny (castilloj) | 78.43 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
10781. | A (kerning) | 78.43 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
10782. | Youniss (youniss) | 78.42 | 96.3% | 2023-11-08 |
10783. | Yuvan (uvrayz) | 78.42 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
10784. | jack (jackerdd) | 78.42 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
10785. | Ryan (shigerujp) | 78.42 | 93% | 2016-04-05 |
10786. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 78.41 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
10787. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
10788. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 78.41 | 99% | 2021-12-12 |
10789. | MrKK (jeldikk) | 78.41 | 99% | 2022-07-03 |
10790. | BigAppleMan (appleinmyhead123) | 78.41 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
10791. | Michael (mtflynn99) | 78.41 | 90% | 2017-04-03 |
10792. | meng (eikmeng1127) | 78.40 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
10793. | krwong11 (krwong11) | 78.40 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
10794. | Matt (misttam) | 78.40 | 96% | 2017-12-25 |
10795. | Redon (redon1998) | 78.40 | 99% | 2023-12-06 |
10796. | rothdu (rothdu) | 78.40 | 96.5% | 2023-10-15 |
10797. | Ben (lampost) | 78.40 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
10798. | navionous (navionous) | 78.40 | 95% | 2016-10-06 |
10799. | Jason (liushaobo) | 78.39 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
10800. | sieng (masterchulia) | 78.39 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
10801. | meme (fergburglerr) | 78.39 | 95% | 2015-08-16 |
10802. | Trixia (trixie_pixiee) | 78.38 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
10803. | Erek-Shin (t0sh1ro) | 78.38 | 97% | 2023-06-01 |
10804. | tstats[aayush_619] (aayush_... | 78.38 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
10805. | André (slamy) | 78.38 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |