As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3638. | DeputyDerpy (deputyderpy) | 100.66 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
3639. | Caleb (syfulis) | 100.66 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
3640. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 100.66 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
3641. | Brian (beitel) | 100.66 | 94% | 2016-03-19 |
3642. | Bobby (rradhak1) | 100.66 | 99% | 2019-01-27 |
3643. | Mouboy (mouboy) | 100.64 | 99.8% | 2023-11-23 |
3644. | Brian (krayons) | 100.63 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
3645. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 100.63 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
3646. | Jearcan (jearcan) | 100.62 | 99% | 2021-07-26 |
3647. | derdier (derdier) | 100.61 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
3648. | Brent (avoc17) | 100.60 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
3649. | Das FoO (foobird) | 100.59 | 99% | 2019-06-10 |
3650. | SomeGuy (hexadecimal101) | 100.59 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
3651. | Lisa (zamperini36) | 100.58 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
3652. | Ethan (sweethan) | 100.58 | 98% | 2023-06-20 |
3653. | Lambo (lchopz) | 100.58 | 95% | 2017-05-28 |
3654. | Josh (cloudworks) | 100.57 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
3655. | Paruki- (paruki) | 100.57 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
3656. | helvetica (helvetica) | 100.57 | 98% | 2016-12-05 |
3657. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 100.57 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
3658. | D (ducktypist) | 100.56 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
3659. | Jehu (ejalcoba100) | 100.56 | 97.2% | 2021-03-02 |
3660. | anguelo (anguelo) | 100.55 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
3661. | josh (qicksilver) | 100.55 | 98% | 2021-08-10 |
3662. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 100.55 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
3663. | Jay (taragine) | 100.54 | 98% | 2021-12-18 |
3664. | elcheeguar (elcheeguar) | 100.54 | 100% | 2019-11-16 |
3665. | Andre (smallchicken) | 100.53 | 98% | 2019-07-01 |
3666. | Ash (bun_smells) | 100.53 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
3667. | Anant (hero_shukla) | 100.53 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |