As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20096. | Erik (rocketdog_23) | 54.04 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
20097. | Nico (ncc5) | 54.03 | 93% | 2022-03-01 |
20098. | im bored (googooalp) | 54.03 | 95% | 2021-06-08 |
20099. | Neo (meoo) | 54.02 | 95% | 2021-11-11 |
20100. | eeec (yorozuya1990a) | 54.02 | 96.7% | 2021-02-23 |
20101. | Jacob (gaycob) | 54.02 | 95% | 2018-02-25 |
20102. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 54.01 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
20103. | Joel (quailius) | 54.01 | 96.7% | 2021-02-24 |
20104. | Satish (felikspark) | 54.01 | 96.6% | 2021-02-20 |
20105. | Master Sky (ma3ter3ky) | 54.00 | 95% | 2023-04-03 |
20106. | Evan (evanngoc) | 54.00 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
20107. | Somil (ferm2) | 54.00 | 94% | 2017-01-16 |
20108. | bhavesh (bhanucsgo) | 53.99 | 96% | 2021-07-08 |
20109. | David (bpsccheney) | 53.99 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
20110. | Jeljli (m3ydou) | 53.98 | 93% | 2021-02-07 |
20111. | Tejas (tejasfarera) | 53.98 | 96% | 2018-09-26 |
20112. | bala (gezellig) | 53.97 | 95% | 2021-02-23 |
20113. | Deep (deepnguyen) | 53.97 | 90% | 2015-06-11 |
20114. | Jebaited (raizzel) | 53.97 | 97.9% | 2021-02-18 |
20115. | Shaheendra (waffle_demon) | 53.97 | 90% | 2017-01-25 |
20116. | Ngan (ngan91) | 53.97 | 97% | 2016-04-03 |
20117. | Ayush (ayush97554) | 53.97 | 97% | 2018-04-09 |
20118. | Raju (iamrajukhan) | 53.96 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
20119. | Broldemar (dr_womba) | 53.96 | 93% | 2016-08-31 |
20120. | Ilya (nyankin) | 53.96 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
20121. | Shahboz (shahboz) | 53.96 | 93% | 2019-01-01 |
20122. | Gaurav_GS (gsingh01234) | 53.96 | 93% | 2016-06-02 |
20123. | CHASMIS (papa_ji) | 53.95 | 94% | 2016-09-20 |
20124. | 61 (longfumoon) | 53.95 | 90% | 2016-06-14 |
20125. | Moolly (moollywammoth) | 53.94 | 95% | 2020-01-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |