As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5530. | Aldar Kose (hkoldas) | 93.16 | 96.3% | 2023-12-14 |
5531. | alvin (alvingogo) | 93.16 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
5532. | JRD (yesjrd) | 93.16 | 97% | 2022-11-20 |
5533. | Lemon (stealthdude) | 93.16 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
5534. | Sam (samuel1112) | 93.16 | 96% | 2016-11-16 |
5535. | Krisp (krispbeat) | 93.15 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
5536. | Kelli (klandry80) | 93.14 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
5537. | moofasa (macywood) | 93.13 | 97% | 2022-07-19 |
5538. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 93.13 | 97% | 2019-10-23 |
5539. | Samuel (brooklynsweets) | 93.13 | 94% | 2016-11-19 |
5540. | Kevin (lin6625) | 93.13 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
5541. | Kaden (hybridbowshot) | 93.12 | 97% | 2023-08-10 |
5542. | Kaden (kaden_1) | 93.12 | 96% | 2024-01-28 |
5543. | Brian (leviatan625) | 93.12 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
5544. | ฮัลโหลวเบ... | 93.12 | 99% | 2017-05-11 |
5545. | John (jhakala) | 93.12 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
5546. | meli (meli0604) | 93.11 | 98% | 2022-12-26 |
5547. | 5000600 (5000600) | 93.11 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
5548. | Tanner (twhite90) | 93.10 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
5549. | Nicholas (ykstotol) | 93.10 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
5550. | Lucid (dldri) | 93.10 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
5551. | Matland (matland) | 93.10 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
5552. | sploofmoof (sploofmoof) | 93.09 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
5553. | ripforeverjoey (ripforeverj... | 93.08 | 98% | 2015-05-13 |
5554. | Colin (c2young) | 93.07 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
5555. | Kai (gigadelic) | 93.07 | 96% | 2022-11-01 |
5556. | Koji (kdijkwel) | 93.07 | 90% | 2015-12-09 |
5557. | Person (improbhighnotgonnalie) | 93.07 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
5558. | Brandon (saosin) | 93.06 | 94% | 2016-02-03 |
5559. | Kebab (durum_kebab) | 93.06 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |