As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9664. | Matt (dazzles98) | 81.33 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
9665. | natrap (nardtarp) | 81.32 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
9666. | dheeraj (goldsnort) | 81.32 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
9667. | Mel (melvin101) | 81.32 | 96% | 2022-06-21 |
9668. | john (johanwo) | 81.32 | 97% | 2016-10-08 |
9669. | Nik (niktrc) | 81.31 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
9670. | Blane (bparker) | 81.31 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
9671. | Peter (pann) | 81.31 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
9672. | lebum (lebum) | 81.31 | 97% | 2015-07-27 |
9673. | Collin (ginganinjaqqq) | 81.31 | 99% | 2018-05-16 |
9674. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 81.31 | 93% | 2017-05-24 |
9675. | La1ka (laikan) | 81.30 | 97% | 2020-02-27 |
9676. | Michael (mrk0508) | 81.29 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
9677. | clay (chloesucks) | 81.29 | 98% | 2024-03-17 |
9678. | Snail (marcelino92) | 81.29 | 98% | 2021-02-09 |
9679. | Evil-Earth Dweller (miach) | 81.28 | 98% | 2021-07-12 |
9680. | Taiwan is a country (17lingh1) | 81.27 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
9681. | RC (rcd00) | 81.27 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
9682. | plumbus (1tacocat1) | 81.27 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
9683. | Liam (kodlaken) | 81.27 | 90% | 2016-05-07 |
9684. | Toby (roastpotatoes) | 81.27 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
9685. | Hetz (this_is_hetz) | 81.26 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
9686. | ethan (ethanbakerdowdell) | 81.26 | 95% | 2023-03-17 |
9687. | Paskal (skapalpaskal) | 81.26 | 96% | 2019-02-03 |
9688. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 81.26 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
9689. | V (honen) | 81.26 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
9690. | patrick (iaminarush) | 81.26 | 92% | 2016-03-10 |
9691. | HallMaster007 (hallmaster007) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
9692. | Sheldon (rooksword3393) | 81.25 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
9693. | Michael (kedalg) | 81.25 | 99% | 2023-04-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |