As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4556. | Juan (isayuno) | 96.68 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
4557. | Lithox (lithoxsmurf) | 96.68 | 90% | 2015-10-03 |
4558. | gottagofast (haleymichellle) | 96.67 | 94% | 2016-07-25 |
4559. | . (apeninspaaace) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
4560. | substring (substring) | 96.66 | 99% | 2015-08-14 |
4561. | Jun Jie (lemontea387) | 96.65 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
4562. | Turning 14 in 2 Weeks! (spe... | 96.65 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
4563. | Dan (theminecube) | 96.64 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
4564. | Sir (sirfurness) | 96.64 | 97% | 2017-05-28 |
4565. | micorazon (pajahify) | 96.64 | 100% | 2017-04-01 |
4566. | jorge (jlotheodore) | 96.64 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
4567. | bibek (championera) | 96.64 | 93% | 2015-05-16 |
4568. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 96.63 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
4569. | John (tranbot) | 96.63 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
4570. | Joe (zeppyg) | 96.62 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
4571. | Hristiyan (stormthetallone) | 96.62 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
4572. | Joseph (jv33zy) | 96.61 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
4573. | Deimantas (deimantas) | 96.61 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
4574. | =RADULE= (radule) | 96.61 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
4575. | noi (pouffles) | 96.61 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
4576. | jasmeanie (jasmeanie) | 96.60 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
4577. | mohsolos (mohsolos) | 96.60 | 96% | 2023-12-02 |
4578. | DiscoOrc (discoorc) | 96.60 | 88% | 2016-07-07 |
4579. | MNL48 Frances DieHardSuppor... | 96.60 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
4580. | もゆら (moyura) | 96.60 | 89% | 2015-07-12 |
4581. | J (coughee) | 96.60 | 99% | 2017-07-03 |
4582. | Santiago (skavel) | 96.59 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
4583. | Don (udontran) | 96.59 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
4584. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 96.58 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
4585. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 96.58 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |