As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16569. | Miya (miyamotomusakey) | 64.06 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
16570. | Oliver (rgroli) | 64.06 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
16571. | Jiming (jimingyee) | 64.06 | 83% | 2015-11-20 |
16572. | Scronchur (scronchur) | 64.05 | 97.2% | 2021-02-18 |
16573. | SinCity (sincity04) | 64.05 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
16574. | Brandon (sirlepepe) | 64.05 | 94% | 2018-02-04 |
16575. | Thomas (eisenhauer) | 64.05 | 97% | 2016-12-01 |
16576. | Bu (buyongtatt) | 64.05 | 96% | 2017-02-18 |
16577. | Rubix (rubix_av) | 64.04 | 96% | 2022-07-13 |
16578. | Nokzendi (nokzendi) | 64.04 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
16579. | Umair (umairkhan) | 64.04 | 95% | 2017-05-16 |
16580. | Samuel (kyoka_sui) | 64.03 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
16581. | Kareem (kimocool) | 64.03 | 96% | 2016-08-30 |
16582. | inactive_potato (dinhnguyen08) | 64.03 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
16583. | jacek (vonschlager) | 64.03 | 98% | 2019-09-29 |
16584. | anonymous (annnnonymous) | 64.03 | 89% | 2017-03-31 |
16585. | Jacob (jmbogo19) | 64.02 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
16586. | Karlo (doom2233) | 64.02 | 92% | 2016-02-10 |
16587. | Youssef (marthey2) | 64.02 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
16588. | cake (xsysi) | 64.02 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
16589. | Prithvi (prithvi18) | 64.01 | 95% | 2022-01-31 |
16590. | illiterate.. (degenfakeout) | 64.01 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
16591. | Nguyen (minhnguyen311) | 64.00 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
16592. | Tintallë (nparadigm) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
16593. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 64.00 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
16594. | Arun (systemflaws) | 64.00 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
16595. | Nicholas (mangoboxer) | 63.99 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
16596. | Conner (connerdavenport) | 63.99 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
16597. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 63.99 | 97% | 2020-08-09 |
16598. | Sunny (randomchamps) | 63.99 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |