As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5475. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 93.33 | 99% | 2024-03-13 |
5476. | not your dad (buthee) | 93.32 | 96.3% | 2021-01-31 |
5477. | Mato (matoxz) | 93.32 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
5478. | sam (candle4) | 93.32 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
5479. | Allergic (1800comcast) | 93.31 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
5480. | Marco (marcomilo) | 93.31 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
5481. | yentup (yentup) | 93.31 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
5482. | new (pookieface) | 93.31 | 97% | 2016-05-08 |
5483. | Al Ryan (haldroid) | 93.31 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
5484. | Semaj (officialmaj) | 93.30 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
5485. | Ricky (chelsky) | 93.30 | 97% | 2017-03-05 |
5486. | dmo (hinjaku_hinjaku) | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-04-01 |
5487. | Andreas (sgtreent) | 93.29 | 98% | 2020-02-04 |
5488. | Kaizero (kaizero) | 93.29 | 92% | 2016-05-06 |
5489. | Iqbal (juniortypist1) | 93.28 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
5490. | LukeLR (lukelr) | 93.28 | 95.4% | 2021-02-07 |
5491. | Ta-Wei (waynetu) | 93.27 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
5492. | Ishtmeet (ish_75wpm) | 93.27 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
5493. | je398338 (je398338) | 93.27 | 97% | 2019-06-01 |
5494. | Joshua (greenweasel11) | 93.27 | 91% | 2016-08-17 |
5495. | Sivaganesh (sivaganesh) | 93.26 | 99% | 2020-12-07 |
5496. | racykey (racykey) | 93.25 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
5497. | Ledio (looshi) | 93.25 | 90% | 2015-10-07 |
5498. | JRey (jreyranoco) | 93.25 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
5499. | Hansi (hanzgg) | 93.25 | 98% | 2018-09-09 |
5500. | Jun (hi_im_jun) | 93.25 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
5501. | Nick (mitchen2) | 93.24 | 96.1% | 2023-12-09 |
5502. | SamiiStarts.tv (shatyper) | 93.24 | 96% | 2022-01-02 |
5503. | ammar (ammar_31) | 93.24 | 96% | 2023-09-19 |
5504. | Tobuscus (shadoww253) | 93.24 | 96% | 2019-03-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |