As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3906. | Fart Sniffer (mishen911) | 99.37 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
3907. | medici (everlastingcorevalues) | 99.36 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
3908. | Jerry (jerryr5279) | 99.36 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
3909. | Enrique (zero9o) | 99.36 | 97% | 2016-07-16 |
3910. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 99.36 | 98% | 2017-05-20 |
3911. | Orb (najm) | 99.35 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
3912. | rayli0224 (rayli0224) | 99.35 | 98.4% | 2021-02-09 |
3913. | Seb (defaultseb) | 99.34 | 98% | 2024-01-31 |
3914. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 99.34 | 95% | 2017-05-06 |
3915. | Narumi (udon) | 99.33 | 97% | 2020-08-17 |
3916. | aaaaaaaaa (shpetman) | 99.32 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
3917. | Jerrin (btzombie) | 99.32 | 99% | 2019-07-14 |
3918. | kermit (kermit_thefrog) | 99.31 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
3919. | Angelo (galvezangelo) | 99.31 | 99% | 2023-05-27 |
3920. | Benjamin (tryingtouse10fing... | 99.31 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
3921. | Max (bookmarked) | 99.31 | 99% | 2016-03-11 |
3922. | Lord (planta) | 99.29 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
3923. | kym (kym2006) | 99.29 | 98% | 2021-06-24 |
3924. | Tuna (stanislas) | 99.29 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
3925. | Imam (imhidayat) | 99.29 | 97% | 2020-08-21 |
3926. | Scott (sisyphus) | 99.28 | 98% | 2016-05-27 |
3927. | Will (williamwang) | 99.28 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
3928. | Tim (bertardy) | 99.27 | 99% | 2018-06-05 |
3929. | Fake Taxi (sadistic_lil_hussy) | 99.25 | 98% | 2019-07-15 |
3930. | ben (risns) | 99.25 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
3931. | Preetham (pgujjula) | 99.24 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
3932. | ๐นใใฌในใใใจ๐ฅ ... | 99.24 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
3933. | (roiii) | 99.24 | 97% | 2019-08-12 |
3934. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 99.24 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
3935. | @zakoshonen (zakoshonen) | 99.23 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
แ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |