As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3433. | pi (kerosenee) | 101.46 | 93% | 2017-02-05 |
3434. | poopy (spiderman2020) | 101.45 | 96% | 2022-06-18 |
3435. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 101.45 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
3436. | Courtney (clc0778clc) | 101.44 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
3437. | Jonas (jnshey) | 101.44 | 100% | 2018-06-29 |
3438. | Zebra (burntzebra) | 101.44 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
3439. | Nicky (nickyux3003) | 101.43 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
3440. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 101.43 | 97.9% | 2021-02-15 |
3441. | Terence (paragontype) | 101.43 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
3442. | reale (reale) | 101.43 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
3443. | KC (hotdogkc) | 101.43 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
3444. | Noam (noamaster88) | 101.42 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
3445. | Adin (nightmarexe) | 101.41 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
3446. | KB Master (duckyfire) | 101.41 | 94% | 2015-08-26 |
3447. | Typer (typerkinger) | 101.41 | 95% | 2015-06-29 |
3448. | Midhun (mythicalun) | 101.40 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
3449. | K (kadorath) | 101.39 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
3450. | SENPAI (iapnes) | 101.39 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
3451. | keyma.sh (bommer1234) | 101.39 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
3452. | bsd987 (bsd987) | 101.39 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
3453. | Paritosh (paribaba) | 101.39 | 98% | 2017-03-09 |
3454. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 101.38 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
3455. | plants (_plants) | 101.37 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
3456. | Espresso (espresso) | 101.35 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
3457. | Evatar (evatar7) | 101.34 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
3458. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 101.34 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
3459. | come (comecurry) | 101.34 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
3460. | M (methawatc) | 101.34 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
3461. | Fox (foxfoxfoxfox) | 101.33 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
3462. | Ryan (joeyryan453) | 101.33 | 97% | 2016-05-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |