As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20552. | Kimberly (kimmyneps) | 52.83 | 96% | 2017-03-20 |
20553. | Scyx (scyx3) | 52.82 | 94% | 2021-10-28 |
20554. | idoes (idoes) | 52.82 | 92% | 2015-08-28 |
20555. | Borgy (gorgorio) | 52.82 | 92% | 2017-03-07 |
20556. | Ryan (weite) | 52.82 | 94% | 2016-01-01 |
20557. | Simon (simbbeli) | 52.82 | 93% | 2019-02-27 |
20558. | Pacific (pacificno3) | 52.81 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
20559. | chaiyapruek (poonsung) | 52.80 | 94% | 2021-06-15 |
20560. | __tempter (__tempter) | 52.80 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
20561. | Gaurav (kgaurav8026) | 52.80 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
20562. | 50 Year Old Girl (whatsthis) | 52.80 | 90% | 2015-11-08 |
20563. | mark (chuahuonga) | 52.80 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
20564. | Beese (continentalcontext) | 52.80 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
20565. | ali (zetta175) | 52.80 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
20566. | nitish (hunt_123) | 52.80 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
20567. | UBERWURST (kangjushang) | 52.78 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
20568. | Hunter (huntergendeng) | 52.77 | 97% | 2017-04-17 |
20569. | christian (_childish) | 52.77 | 95.9% | 2021-02-15 |
20570. | HeMan (hitul) | 52.77 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
20571. | Aayush (aayushjoshi) | 52.76 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
20572. | Arman (arman712) | 52.76 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
20573. | Saiki (hicat) | 52.76 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
20574. | Muhammad (halimlondon) | 52.76 | 90% | 2016-06-07 |
20575. | saket (saket1harsh2) | 52.75 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
20576. | Shell (shellfromthezoo) | 52.75 | 96.3% | 2021-01-29 |
20577. | KENNY (duckyfucc) | 52.75 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
20578. | Ahmed (ahmemaru) | 52.75 | 96% | 2019-04-19 |
20579. | yahia (yahiaeltoumy) | 52.74 | 92% | 2022-04-06 |
20580. | Burger (somental) | 52.74 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
20581. | dani (tzvishilo) | 52.74 | 94% | 2016-03-09 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |