As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9928. | Patrick Jason (patrickjason91) | 80.55 | 97% | 2015-12-29 |
9929. | Darrive (darrive) | 80.55 | 96% | 2015-05-29 |
9930. | ❗ youtu.be/T2FPRc5jKbw (c... | 80.54 | 94.6% | 2021-02-08 |
9931. | Zhivko (joppo) | 80.53 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
9932. | Gordon (gorlee2013) | 80.53 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
9933. | Thuy (chaobuoisang) | 80.53 | 97% | 2015-08-12 |
9934. | Chaz (chazlerown) | 80.52 | 99% | 2020-08-25 |
9935. | BooDeer (boodeer) | 80.52 | 98% | 2021-01-30 |
9936. | https://goo.gl/w5lYtb (vusan) | 80.51 | 97% | 2016-12-22 |
9937. | Brian (pocket_ace) | 80.50 | 99% | 2021-09-07 |
9938. | Jackery (hamshank) | 80.50 | 96.8% | 2023-09-30 |
9939. | Blooksy (ottor) | 80.49 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
9940. | Sayan (sayan_c) | 80.49 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
9941. | quackstuff (quackstuff) | 80.49 | 98% | 2021-09-30 |
9942. | grace (koald) | 80.49 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
9943. | obama (balduin) | 80.49 | 96% | 2018-04-14 |
9944. | Seraphear (_seraphear) | 80.48 | 99% | 2023-08-28 |
9945. | cj (natsuhanabi) | 80.48 | 96% | 2022-06-06 |
9946. | Griffin (gshark32) | 80.48 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
9947. | S (sima0502) | 80.48 | 97% | 2021-06-10 |
9948. | Nic (greengiantzz96) | 80.47 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
9949. | Eric (yellowblankets) | 80.47 | 97% | 2022-02-05 |
9950. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 80.46 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
9951. | Philip (piporace10) | 80.46 | 95% | 2015-07-25 |
9952. | Foofighter (foohobbit) | 80.45 | 98% | 2023-04-10 |
9953. | Kenway (kenway316) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
9954. | Sam Aka 💀 (sam_at_40wpm) | 80.45 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
9955. | Einno (einno) | 80.45 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
9956. | taco (rippedjeans) | 80.45 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
9957. | Quinn (dewdrive101) | 80.45 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |