As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19290. | samuely (samuely) | 56.46 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
19291. | Alex (xenocid) | 56.46 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
19292. | Crinah (crinnnj) | 56.45 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
19293. | Aseem (apatni) | 56.45 | 97% | 2015-09-10 |
19294. | Sushil (ultimate_warrior) | 56.45 | 91% | 2015-11-28 |
19295. | Pongal (decoder96) | 56.45 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
19296. | Vivek (vivek123) | 56.45 | 90% | 2017-01-29 |
19297. | Junya (zyunn93) | 56.44 | 92% | 2016-06-18 |
19298. | don (jeev07) | 56.44 | 97% | 2017-02-28 |
19299. | Ekko (blue9995566) | 56.43 | 93% | 2019-04-01 |
19300. | Dawid (jasonwhyareyou) | 56.43 | 93% | 2016-03-04 |
19301. | Sanjay (sadhu_sanjay) | 56.42 | 90% | 2016-06-26 |
19302. | Alfred (mohitsh114) | 56.42 | 89% | 2015-05-13 |
19303. | Water (mitsunigt23) | 56.42 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
19304. | Jeffrey (jeff7263) | 56.41 | 95% | 2018-07-09 |
19305. | Kavyam (killlur) | 56.41 | 94.1% | 2023-09-24 |
19306. | Farid (farid_mdr11) | 56.40 | 94% | 2018-10-08 |
19307. | Armin (fusireto) | 56.40 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
19308. | Drake (dark_wing) | 56.39 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
19309. | Stank (stankyard) | 56.39 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
19310. | Neiladri (irdalien_on_typer... | 56.39 | 95% | 2021-01-01 |
19311. | Gab (notyaboi) | 56.39 | 95% | 2020-10-26 |
19312. | Vojtěch (macsoxxx) | 56.39 | 98% | 2017-02-21 |
19313. | tylermarshall (tytecher) | 56.39 | 86% | 2016-02-22 |
19314. | joki (jokistyle) | 56.38 | 94.3% | 2021-02-23 |
19315. | Jacob (intellectualbrick) | 56.38 | 94% | 2021-12-25 |
19316. | Sinan (sinbin55) | 56.38 | 96% | 2015-05-12 |
19317. | GBOY (gb01123581321) | 56.37 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
19318. | Patrick (8iaventri) | 56.37 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
19319. | Booob (noobieness) | 56.37 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |