As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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8282. | Noman (khan_noman14) | 84.74 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
8283. | Matthew (mateu_) | 84.74 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
8284. | Juan (juanma9191) | 84.74 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
8285. | hi (bleuwhite) | 84.73 | 98% | 2023-09-08 |
8286. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 84.73 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
8287. | Jalen (dabesttypr) | 84.73 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
8288. | jinyu (luojinyu) | 84.73 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
8289. | Teer (resorz) | 84.72 | 94% | 2016-03-02 |
8290. | Blombus (blombas) | 84.71 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
8291. | a (mechanicalboi) | 84.71 | 95% | 2018-10-18 |
8292. | Goatinator (go4tinator) | 84.71 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
8293. | Axel (sector7) | 84.71 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
8294. | Ivan (pop5a) | 84.71 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
8295. | Hyeongseok (inwoo_5566) | 84.71 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
8296. | Brian (briansunn) | 84.71 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
8297. | Fast (greytwa) | 84.71 | 97% | 2016-04-09 |
8298. | none (game_die_die) | 84.70 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
8299. | FromtonRouge (fromtonrouge) | 84.70 | 99% | 2020-12-15 |
8300. | EM_K (em_k) | 84.70 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
8301. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 84.70 | 97% | 2016-10-06 |
8302. | Jack (jacknachos) | 84.70 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
8303. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 84.69 | 100% | 2020-02-23 |
8304. | Maliha (mnusrat) | 84.69 | 98% | 2017-07-21 |
8305. | Zyrin (captainzyrin1024) | 84.69 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
8306. | foo (fool96) | 84.69 | 98% | 2023-11-08 |
8307. | Boomer (boomer_typer) | 84.69 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
8308. | Doubledealer (doubledealer) | 84.69 | 97% | 2021-02-04 |
8309. | David (hydandata) | 84.69 | 98% | 2015-08-30 |
8310. | Saiyn (saiynssgssyr) | 84.68 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
8311. | Albert (albeng) | 84.68 | 96% | 2016-01-17 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |