As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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10815. | Dominik (jazzon) | 78.47 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
10816. | sugdese (sugdese) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
10817. | tempo (tempoxyz) | 78.47 | 96% | 2022-01-11 |
10818. | yasuneko (yasuneko) | 78.47 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
10819. | Santiago (regoot) | 78.47 | 92% | 2015-12-21 |
10820. | Davit (alpha_17) | 78.46 | 95.5% | 2021-02-16 |
10821. | Tangguh (tangguh_) | 78.45 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
10822. | Matt (mattz0r98) | 78.45 | 91% | 2015-11-01 |
10823. | Gabriel (cptwolfy) | 78.45 | 95% | 2020-11-28 |
10824. | Abhishek (abc_cs) | 78.45 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
10825. | NonQuit Topre (cantera) | 78.45 | 92% | 2017-04-24 |
10826. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 78.45 | 94% | 2015-09-03 |
10827. | alam (alamjael) | 78.44 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
10828. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 78.44 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
10829. | Chuck (chuckjohnson1) | 78.44 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
10830. | anup (anuphunt) | 78.44 | 97% | 2015-10-31 |
10831. | Aaron (wayku) | 78.43 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
10832. | Tyler (muslim_platypus) | 78.43 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
10833. | Elliott Curtis (ecurtis12345) | 78.43 | 98.2% | 2023-11-01 |
10834. | Jhonny (castilloj) | 78.43 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
10835. | A (kerning) | 78.43 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
10836. | Youniss (youniss) | 78.42 | 96.3% | 2023-11-08 |
10837. | Yuvan (uvrayz) | 78.42 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
10838. | jack (jackerdd) | 78.42 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
10839. | Ryan (shigerujp) | 78.42 | 93% | 2016-04-05 |
10840. | Gracie (graciemyers123) | 78.41 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
10841. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 78.41 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
10842. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 78.41 | 99% | 2021-12-12 |
10843. | MrKK (jeldikk) | 78.41 | 99% | 2022-07-03 |
10844. | BigAppleMan (appleinmyhead123) | 78.41 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |