As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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5316. | Ramen (blazingramen) | 93.82 | 98% | 2021-05-07 |
5317. | splagh (splagh) | 93.81 | 96% | 2016-10-16 |
5318. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 93.81 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
5319. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 93.81 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
5320. | Joey (cyeoj) | 93.80 | 97% | 2020-05-23 |
5321. | Mohamed (medsebri) | 93.79 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
5322. | Aron (aronbk) | 93.79 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
5323. | Potatsus (potatsus) | 93.78 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
5324. | Eric (criscofreeze) | 93.77 | 96% | 2015-09-08 |
5325. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 93.76 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
5326. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 93.76 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
5327. | dug (digdugdigdug) | 93.75 | 99% | 2016-08-31 |
5328. | Espen (kadmium) | 93.75 | 97% | 2023-08-21 |
5329. | Kagan (saladin92) | 93.75 | 94% | 2015-10-01 |
5330. | Jarod (terminuszwei) | 93.75 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
5331. | vikalimo (anoba) | 93.75 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
5332. | Pumpkin Raj (chillreksai) | 93.74 | 99% | 2024-04-13 |
5333. | Rikard (rikardny) | 93.74 | 95% | 2019-01-11 |
5334. | Blazian444 (blazian444) | 93.74 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
5335. | typer (carpeltypist) | 93.74 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
5336. | Manu (basuramanu) | 93.74 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
5337. | Huyแปn (pehuyen2507) | 93.74 | 91% | 2016-11-26 |
5338. | Nikola (flomaster_) | 93.73 | 95.9% | 2024-01-03 |
5339. | ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐... | 93.73 | 98% | 2022-05-16 |
5340. | Emily (emilyk_3357) | 93.73 | 97% | 2022-10-15 |
5341. | Ola (olaeld) | 93.73 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
5342. | starguything (starguything) | 93.73 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
5343. | Neil (neilborde) | 93.73 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
5344. | Jeferson (aajjbb) | 93.72 | 99% | 2022-05-20 |
5345. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 93.72 | 96% | 2022-05-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
แ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |