As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16959. | Ian (matcher23) | 63.14 | 89% | 2016-05-04 |
16960. | lil (lilgolem) | 63.13 | 97% | 2023-02-20 |
16961. | (amithps66) | 63.13 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
16962. | Sohan (alphasd) | 63.13 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
16963. | Mitsuha (mitsuha5231) | 63.12 | 97% | 2023-01-08 |
16964. | Jay (jmackencheese) | 63.12 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
16965. | DP (dragonphoenix) | 63.12 | 97% | 2022-11-19 |
16966. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 63.12 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
16967. | Hasan (hasan_elhussein) | 63.12 | 96% | 2020-07-26 |
16968. | S3LVA (r06ramanat) | 63.12 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
16969. | Mazak (mazak) | 63.12 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
16970. | sp1cyl1ght (sp1cyl1ght) | 63.11 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
16971. | mayn (mayn65) | 63.11 | 94% | 2022-09-20 |
16972. | Brad (2slo2calm) | 63.11 | 97% | 2019-05-02 |
16973. | dummy (dummyaccount) | 63.11 | 95% | 2017-03-01 |
16974. | b (byron911) | 63.11 | 89% | 2015-08-02 |
16975. | Melo (kbyyd24) | 63.10 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
16976. | Umer Khalid (umer_khalid) | 63.10 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
16977. | Boran (boranroni) | 63.10 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
16978. | Robert (robbie050216) | 63.10 | 99% | 2016-05-05 |
16979. | Akshy (akshy) | 63.10 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
16980. | Djem Andreif (teg_gaming10) | 63.10 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
16981. | Not the chosen (qrota_1) | 63.10 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
16982. | Neil (nscrapper) | 63.09 | 94% | 2017-04-07 |
16983. | Greg (lightskingreg) | 63.09 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
16984. | (collin_) | 63.09 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
16985. | Migs (migbasilio) | 63.09 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
16986. | Jeffrey Archer (letmeknowil... | 63.09 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
16987. | Stonem (dodger822) | 63.09 | 95% | 2016-10-08 |
16988. | Jotaro Kujo (plexus001) | 63.08 | 95% | 2023-08-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |