As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3143. | M4RT1N (flipous) | 103.20 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
3144. | sus_ank (ace_2006) | 103.19 | 100% | 2021-09-22 |
3145. | Zach (zachbeard) | 103.19 | 98% | 2022-10-25 |
3146. | Jonathon (goodstuff11) | 103.19 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
3147. | Elizabeth (elizabeth0) | 103.19 | 97% | 2015-11-16 |
3148. | Endeavourer (endeavourer) | 103.19 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
3149. | Korey (korizmo) | 103.18 | 99% | 2017-08-26 |
3150. | Dal (astronerd) | 103.17 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
3151. | Jennifer (jhcollies) | 103.17 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
3152. | Ravon (ravonhenson) | 103.17 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
3153. | blob (blobblob6) | 103.15 | 98% | 2022-05-17 |
3154. | Linfeng (llinfeng) | 103.13 | 97.7% | 2023-10-25 |
3155. | maxiepro (maxiepro) | 103.12 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
3156. | Ken (ken_tuano) | 103.12 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
3157. | seez (seez) | 103.12 | 97% | 2019-08-24 |
3158. | Assertion (assertion) | 103.12 | 98% | 2016-04-06 |
3159. | Bee (beejbeeabeey) | 103.09 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
3160. | Sean (krypticwow) | 103.07 | 97% | 2017-01-28 |
3161. | Winter (winter_dawn) | 103.07 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
3162. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 103.07 | 99% | 2018-02-13 |
3163. | Sven (zeverit) | 103.06 | 99% | 2021-02-25 |
3164. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 103.05 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
3165. | Meet (mhscool) | 103.05 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
3166. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 103.04 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
3167. | Dan (dssl86) | 103.04 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
3168. | Matthew (mattyhassett) | 103.04 | 98% | 2022-08-06 |
3169. | Aren (akev2794) | 103.01 | 96% | 2015-12-29 |
3170. | Brandon (ivantt) | 103.00 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
3171. | Doug (ishanu22) | 103.00 | 96% | 2015-08-26 |
3172. | Otomun (otomun) | 102.99 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |