As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15947. | Manish (mandish) | 65.48 | 94% | 2017-04-22 |
15948. | Aarif (aarif_a) | 65.47 | 97% | 2018-03-30 |
15949. | tesseract (tesseract1996) | 65.47 | 98% | 2023-10-03 |
15950. | Zhantore (belayed) | 65.47 | 94% | 2021-04-12 |
15951. | Zach (zachattack8910) | 65.47 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
15952. | Rasmus (maziger) | 65.47 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
15953. | Dhruvin (dhrmehta) | 65.47 | 93% | 2015-09-30 |
15954. | James Paul (ap1ng) | 65.46 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
15955. | Simon (cimon423) | 65.46 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
15956. | Droopy (droopy_lockdown) | 65.45 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
15957. | VenkatNaryan (venkatttwenty) | 65.45 | 94% | 2022-07-11 |
15958. | Chhad (chadski642) | 65.45 | 97% | 2018-12-04 |
15959. | JO (pinkvelociraptor) | 65.45 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
15960. | Yuri (ay_lmao2) | 65.45 | 96% | 2020-12-28 |
15961. | blue (syfern) | 65.45 | 96% | 2018-06-23 |
15962. | sparks (forwardthinker) | 65.45 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
15963. | Hokeong (geothene0) | 65.44 | 95% | 2022-02-04 |
15964. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 65.44 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
15965. | El (eldestructo3) | 65.44 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
15966. | Ahmed (a_h5s_h) | 65.44 | 98% | 2023-08-17 |
15967. | Fadli (islamicman) | 65.44 | 91% | 2016-08-19 |
15968. | rasmus (badstue) | 65.44 | 98% | 2019-02-14 |
15969. | Hey (heythere0) | 65.43 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
15970. | jath03 (jath03) | 65.43 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
15971. | Jessica (khalia12) | 65.43 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
15972. | Dim (jimmylei) | 65.43 | 96% | 2020-01-29 |
15973. | john (remorth) | 65.43 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
15974. | Anshuman (anshu_8) | 65.42 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
15975. | Turtle (bigtripod) | 65.42 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
15976. | Patrick (datexe) | 65.42 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |