As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7611. | I'm (ten10) | 86.74 | 95% | 2015-07-29 |
7612. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 86.73 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
7613. | kripp (hotdoghunter) | 86.73 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
7614. | Nath (thisisntnath) | 86.73 | 95% | 2020-12-02 |
7615. | krishna (krishnasai3cks) | 86.73 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
7616. | Daniel (reflexus) | 86.73 | 97% | 2018-10-15 |
7617. | damloojy (damloojy) | 86.72 | 97% | 2020-06-03 |
7618. | Eliud (inggoodface) | 86.72 | 87% | 2015-06-28 |
7619. | cmath (chrismath) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-05-29 |
7620. | Dimitris (generaldido) | 86.72 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
7621. | Edward (kailhreds) | 86.72 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
7622. | mike1808 (mike1808) | 86.72 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
7623. | Ibrahim (ibrahimtyper) | 86.71 | 97% | 2019-08-27 |
7624. | aaaaa;-; (idkwhyyyy) | 86.71 | 99% | 2022-09-20 |
7625. | Bbarry (g3xz0r) | 86.71 | 94% | 2016-05-06 |
7626. | Stefanos (weedleneedle) | 86.70 | 98% | 2020-02-13 |
7627. | dab (itsdab) | 86.69 | 97% | 2020-04-06 |
7628. | Lowk (gae_23) | 86.69 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
7629. | Doc Hudson (willlee_7) | 86.69 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
7630. | Anderson (andarson) | 86.69 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
7631. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 86.69 | 94% | 2019-01-02 |
7632. | 5_fingers_now (5fingersnow) | 86.68 | 97% | 2017-11-02 |
7633. | dunk (destinyx19) | 86.68 | 97% | 2017-07-25 |
7634. | AleX (alex_t) | 86.68 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
7635. | Moth (krmoth) | 86.67 | 97% | 2022-05-06 |
7636. | Daniel (fragil1ty) | 86.67 | 93% | 2016-09-02 |
7637. | Jamie (jamiejamie) | 86.67 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
7638. | typing (noble_addiction) | 86.67 | 96% | 2024-04-03 |
7639. | An (ntan1210) | 86.67 | 96% | 2021-08-28 |
7640. | Luqman (northsbeast) | 86.67 | 95.5% | 2021-01-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |