As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18828. | kizzgotnorest (kizznorest) | 57.79 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
18829. | Slow (sleepyhead1515) | 57.79 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
18830. | zero sum (zerosumm) | 57.78 | 98% | 2022-04-13 |
18831. | J3RK (jerkson666) | 57.78 | 97% | 2022-07-09 |
18832. | Tonmoy (ah_tonmoy) | 57.78 | 94% | 2023-10-02 |
18833. | batbaven (baislow) | 57.78 | 99% | 2022-03-23 |
18834. | i am the best (kzara6) | 57.78 | 93% | 2021-06-17 |
18835. | Jeson (jesond) | 57.78 | 94% | 2019-09-16 |
18836. | Lucina101 (lucina101) | 57.77 | 94% | 2018-07-20 |
18837. | saksham (susaksham08) | 57.77 | 97% | 2022-04-22 |
18838. | Sagii (sagiii) | 57.77 | 93.9% | 2021-02-21 |
18839. | Muahammad Irfan (maan444222) | 57.77 | 92% | 2015-08-11 |
18840. | Andrea (and_2003) | 57.76 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
18841. | fender (fender123) | 57.76 | 95% | 2022-08-05 |
18842. | Luc (typemasterluc) | 57.76 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
18843. | Laird (lairdandrew) | 57.76 | 87% | 2015-08-23 |
18844. | Muhammadjon (engineer_student) | 57.75 | 95% | 2022-06-09 |
18845. | Akaash (akaash13) | 57.75 | 85% | 2015-12-05 |
18846. | Treason (treasongoyim) | 57.75 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
18847. | Ashu (ashucool) | 57.75 | 97% | 2019-12-11 |
18848. | Tusif (hassan22coder) | 57.74 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
18849. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 57.74 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
18850. | Yaroslav (nashivan) | 57.73 | 95% | 2023-04-10 |
18851. | Dylan (dylankeo) | 57.73 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
18852. | Suraj Gurung (samiraz) | 57.73 | 96% | 2016-08-09 |
18853. | Randy (randybordovsky) | 57.73 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
18854. | Adam (adammomen) | 57.73 | 95.4% | 2021-02-06 |
18855. | Noah (nonowho) | 57.72 | 90% | 2015-06-02 |
18856. | Rishi (qasz) | 57.72 | 98% | 2022-02-09 |
18857. | Stephanie (stephstep) | 57.72 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |