As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7825. | Jam (meetbol) | 86.14 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
7826. | speedguy1 (speedguy1) | 86.14 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
7827. | Ken Ji (kenjigan) | 86.14 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
7828. | sk (skdreams) | 86.14 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
7829. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 86.14 | 92% | 2017-02-14 |
7830. | Mohnish (mmohnish) | 86.13 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
7831. | Naz (zdkraner) | 86.12 | 96% | 2022-05-19 |
7832. | dZhei (dzhei98) | 86.12 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
7833. | mrlago (mrlago) | 86.12 | 95% | 2015-05-21 |
7834. | James Harper (jamesharper566) | 86.11 | 97.6% | 2023-11-01 |
7835. | Wind (orpiwind) | 86.11 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
7836. | Humm (syedhumza247) | 86.11 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
7837. | Jay (j_types) | 86.10 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
7838. | d haze (dhays116) | 86.10 | 96% | 2016-11-24 |
7839. | LPhil (philug) | 86.10 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
7840. | Tim (timcoe1) | 86.10 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
7841. | Alexei (alexiedad) | 86.09 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
7842. | Mal (dastard_dave) | 86.09 | 96% | 2022-04-18 |
7843. | Timothy (adral) | 86.09 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
7844. | Kolya (iktm) | 86.09 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
7845. | hi (kor_kron) | 86.08 | 96% | 2017-06-11 |
7846. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 86.08 | 95% | 2024-01-20 |
7847. | Grigory (gregkhan) | 86.07 | 96% | 2017-03-26 |
7848. | flyingfox (flyfoxing) | 86.07 | 97.9% | 2023-10-05 |
7849. | Thang (thangvu7) | 86.07 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
7850. | Pranoy (promax) | 86.07 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
7851. | roadto100avg (auxhil) | 86.06 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
7852. | TinTanSan (tintansan) | 86.06 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
7853. | Brody (loser_) | 86.06 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
7854. | Krystian (krystianmierz) | 86.06 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |