As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16938. | Jennifer (fa0107) | 62.92 | 98% | 2017-04-13 |
16939. | Theo (smuox) | 62.91 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
16940. | Chris (chrisjiaswag) | 62.91 | 94% | 2018-12-04 |
16941. | Akash (swfu_akash) | 62.91 | 98.4% | 2021-02-13 |
16942. | Brennan (brennanfisher) | 62.91 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
16943. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 62.90 | 93% | 2015-12-03 |
16944. | rahul (rc12chy) | 62.89 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
16945. | Lath (lath_) | 62.89 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
16946. | WannaSEEmore? (just_abu) | 62.89 | 94% | 2022-08-03 |
16947. | mazen omar (mazen94) | 62.89 | 95.4% | 2023-09-22 |
16948. | Wasda (wasdaracer) | 62.89 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
16949. | Pieter (pvanuffelen) | 62.89 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
16950. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 62.89 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
16951. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 62.88 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
16952. | Trần (trantri2087) | 62.88 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
16953. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 62.88 | 96% | 2018-07-02 |
16954. | Esentur (esentur) | 62.87 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
16955. | Aleks (mightyguacamole) | 62.87 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
16956. | Typer (cflibelo@yahoo.com) | 62.87 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
16957. | Andrea (aerdna24) | 62.87 | 91% | 2016-01-19 |
16958. | Kevin (brendanfraser) | 62.87 | 86% | 2016-09-13 |
16959. | Critical (malfunction1) | 62.86 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
16960. | Shubham (shubham6251) | 62.86 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
16961. | Radzik (r_dzik) | 62.86 | 100% | 2021-01-14 |
16962. | monky (chbomb3) | 62.86 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
16963. | Nanashi (nanasheen) | 62.85 | 95% | 2021-01-10 |
16964. | Arnold (arnoldlek) | 62.85 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
16965. | Jakob (jakob170201) | 62.84 | 94% | 2022-05-15 |
16966. | Zubair Ali (zubairali) | 62.83 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
16967. | Mark (praey) | 62.83 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |